What are they? I don't understand faces anymore. As a concept, they seem to be generally a good thing, very nice and usually pretty, able to cover up our muscles and gross and stuff.
In practice, though, they're creepy as all fuck. I mean, they're nice and whatever, but if you lift someone's eyelids and look at their eyes, you can see the fact that their eyeball is... A ball. Obviously. You can see the fact that no, it is not some semi-circular thing hanging out in your face, it is an actual sphere. And don't even get me started on mouths. First of all, they're one of the dirtiest places on you body, secondly, they look so fucking weird!
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